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Know Timoth?
In a certain dull period of his life, timoth would pass the time by doing all of the following EXCEPT:
a) Creating and solving math problems
b) Compulsively washing dishes
c) Reading the dictionary
d) Watching grass grow
What is timoth's favorite quote?
a) "Who prays for the devil? Who, in 18 centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner who needs it most?" -- Mark Twain
b) "'Mother' is the word for 'God' on the hearts and lips of all little children." -- William Makepeace Thackery
c) "You do not love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her." -- Anonymous
d) "I want to play the guitar very badly and I do play the guitar very badly." -- Bono
Timoth divides the young from the old based on the memory or lack thereof of which historic event?
a) The election of President Reagan
b) The LA Summer Olympics
c) The Challenger disaster
d) The fall of the Berlin Wall
Timoth grew up in:
a) Africa
b) A Victorian orphanage
c) An airship
d) A circus
Timoth is most passionate about:
a) Music
b) Anti-consumerism
c) (Re-)building houses for those in need
d) Timoth is not passionate about anything
Timoth has stated that he would like to erase all of 80's pop culture from history, saving only:
a) The Princess Bride
b) "The Joshua Tree" by U2
c) Calvin and Hobbes
d) The Nintendo Entertainment System
e) All of the above
Timoth is morally opposed to the purchase of:
a) Shoes
b) Beef
c) Starbucks coffee
d) Diamonds
What is timoth's attitude toward the potential catastrophic collapse of the economy leading to the downfall of all of civilization?
a) Cautiously optimistic
b) Casually indifferent
c) Bring it!
d) "...Potential"?
Timoth does not date because he is:
a) Technically still married
b) Sworn to a vow of celibacy
c) A firm believer in courtship
d) Not what she is looking for
e) Gay
According to timoth, the "best thing ever" is:
a) Crasins on salad
b) Television on the internet
c) The smell of perfume on a rainy day
d) Christ on a Bicycle
Where does timoth most hope to visit someday?
a) Stonehenge (UK)
b) The Great Wall of China (China)
c) The Enchanted Tiki Room (Disneyland, Ca)
d) The International Space Station (Space)
Timoth is most self conscious about what part of his body?
a) Legs
b) Nose hair
c) Teeth
d) Acne scars
Favorite mode of transportation?
a) Bicycle
b) Subaru Outback
c) Airplane
d) Sailing ship
Favorite Book of the Bible?
a) Ecclesiastes
b) Habakkuk
c) II Timothy
d) James
Favorite legendary creature?
a) Chupacabra
b) Ouroboros
c) Roc
d) Orang Pendek
e) Huh? I only know about mythical creatures from Harry Potter!
Favorite drink?
a) Water
b) Cranberry juice
c) Vodka
d) S'Oreo shake
Favorite work of classic literature?
a) Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There by Lewis Carroll
b) Dracula by Bram Stoker
c) 1984 by George Orwell
d) David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
Favorite song that he wrote?
a) Shades of Gray
b) Wasting
c) A Secret
d) When She Walks in the Room
e) Timoth writes songs?
Favorite *title* of a movie?
a) Snakes on a Plane
b) Live Free or Die Hard
c) Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
d) Darkman III: Die Darkman Die
Favorite "fictional" band?
a) Gorillaz
b) Blue Man Group
c) Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
d) The Purple Robe
Favorite color?
a) Midnight blue
b) Purple
c) Heliotrope
d) Ultraviolet
e) Black
Who is timoth's biggest hero?
a) Dr. Lee Maas
b) The Edge
c) Nikola Tesla
d) Les Paul
How would timoth describe the relationship between God and himself?
a) Loving
b) Mutual annoyance
c) Betrayal
d) It's complicated
e) Which God?
What is timoth's dream job?
a) Rock Star
b) Mad Scientist
c) Pirate
d) Hermit
Timoth can't ______
a) Tell right from left
b) Do basic arithmetic
c) Remember where he parked
d) Help falling in love
e) All of the above
For years, timoth has discreetly hidden and denied having a decidedly un-Christian tattoo on his:
a) Right shoulder blade
b) Right upper arm
c) Left leg
d) Somewhere you are not likely to see anyway
e) Timoth has no tattoos... I'm *sure* of it.
Timoth has phobias about all of the following except:
a) Heights
b) Public speaking/performing
c) Crowds
d) Phone calls
e) A skeletal hand grabbing his arm as he gropes for the light switch in a dark room
Timoth has seen which one of the following popular movies:
a) Saving Private Ryan
b) Transformers
c) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
d) Titanic
e) None of the above
Does timoth like you?
a) Of course, everybody likes me!
b) We get on alright.
c) No.
d) I think that timoth is incapable of true human attachments
Is timoth joking?
a) Yes
b) I am never really sure
c) In person: almost always; in writing: rarely
d) In all things there is a veil of absurdity shrouding a truth that is deadly serious
The answer to this problem is "c":
a) See?
b) c
c) You must select choice (a) to get this correct
d) False
e) Section
Timoth most longs for:
a) Love
b) Joy
c) God
d) No alarms and no surprises please
